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1. Do you come with coffee and cream, cuz ur my sugar
2. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
3. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
4. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
5. Baby I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
6. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
7. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
8. I’m sorry were you talking to me? [No] Well then would you like to?
9. Are you a pirate? Cause I want your booty
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Haha
12. Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin
13. Excuse me if I go straight this way will I be able to reach your heart?
14. There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
15. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
16. “Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.”
17. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
18. Are my undies showing? [No] Would you like them to?
19. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
20.If My lips were skittles, would you wanna taste the rainbow?
21. Is that a ladder in your pants? Or a stairway to Heaven?
22. I’m not drunk I’m just intoxicated by you
23. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name
24. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to “tinker” around with
25. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
26.Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
27. Damn if being sexy was a crime you’d be guilty as charged!
28. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
29. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
30. Do you work for UPS? Girl: no why? Boy: Cause I noticed you’re checking out my package.
31. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.
32.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
33.What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
34.I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
35.Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
36.Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
37.Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
38.Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
39.If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
40. I hope you know CPR, because you took my breathe away
46. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
47. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
48. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
49. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
50. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
51. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
52. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
53. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
54. Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
55. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
56. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction
57. Were you arrested earlier? It must be be illegal to look that good.
58. I had to come over and talk to you because sweetness is my weakness.
59. You can fall out of a building or fall out of a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
60. Are you a fisherman because you’ve got me on the hook!
61. Wanna be a pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up!
62. I’m looking for treasure… can I look around your chest?
63. Have you been eating your Campbell’s soup? Because you look Mmmm, Mmm Good!
64. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be called McGorgeous!
65. Is your name summer? Cuz you’re hot as hell
66. Save a horse ride a cowboy.
67. You must be Jamaican, because your Jamaican me crazy!
68. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Cuz you knock me out!
69. Cupid called and says to tell you that he needs my heart back
70. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
71. I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick up lines. Would you pick “do you come here often?,” “What’s your sign?” or “I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick up lines?”
72. Poof! I’m here what are your other two wishes?
73. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long
74. I’m from the FBI, also known as the find body investigators… I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
75. You must play the trumpet, because you sure make me horny!
76. If you were a lazer you’d be set on stunning
77. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
78. I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m sweet as can be!
79. If it weren’t for that damn sun you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
80. My name isn’t Elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want
81. Where have you been all my life?
82. I know I don’t have a chance but I wanted to hear an angel talk
83. If we shared a garden I’d put my tulips and your tulips together
84. In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose
85. You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.